Monday, October 24, 2011

My Last Walk of Shame

Urban Dictionary defines WALK OF SHAME as
  1. n.: after spending the night at a member of the opposite sex's house, having to walk home in the morning looking trashy, romped and hungover.
  2. n:  In college, when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.
  3. When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.
Don't get all shocked, but this is something I've done before..  maybe once or twice. 
The last time I experienced such a thing was on today's date and after the best party of my life.  Coincidentally, it was also one that I planned and hosted.   Not to brag, but it was a hell of a party. In fact, there are some people who are STILL talking about it.  ahem..
 
Upon leaving the festivities, I found myself in a hotel room and not just ANY hotel room either.  I was with the hottest guy from the night before.  In fact, I only invited him with the hopes that I would leave with him at the end of the night. When  I woke up the next morning, I began looking for clothes to put on.. ANY clothes.  As you can imagine, I found none.  The bag I packed was no where to be seen.  Later, I learned that someone else grabbed it instead of putting in my car. 
 
I did what any girl in the situtaion would do; I put on the clothes I partied in the night before.  And walked out of the hotel room,  down the elevator, through the lobby and to my car.   I admit,  there were some stares, snickers, waves.  I even think a few people cheered as I passed. 
 
And before you think I'm a total tart.. here's a picture a photographer snapped of me & the cute guy I was talking about during the fab party..    It's also the same outfit I wore on my very last walk of shame..  and one of my favorite birthdays EVER.
 
 
 


Happy Birthday to me! 

8 comments:

Jessica said...

So sweet! Happy Birthday to you.

tara said...

awwwww!!! happy birthday to you, natalie! :)

Venassa said...

Aww too sweet. Happy birthday to you!
Ps that photo is gorgeous!

KLZ said...

Happy birthday and anniversary to you.

Lindsey @ Running Down A Dream said...

Hahaha how cute! Happy belated birthday :)

MommaKiss said...

that is the best ending to any sort of tarty story - ever.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Joe looks like a baby, seriously!

Myya said...

What a great story! Happy Birthday to you!!!

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