- n.: after spending the night at a member of the opposite sex's house, having to walk home in the morning looking trashy, romped and hungover.
- n: In college, when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.
- When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.
The last time I experienced such a thing was on today's date and after the best party of my life. Coincidentally, it was also one that I planned and hosted. Not to brag, but it was a hell of a party. In fact, there are some people who are STILL talking about it. ahem..
Upon leaving the festivities, I found myself in a hotel room and not just ANY hotel room either. I was with the hottest guy from the night before. In fact, I only invited him with the hopes that I would leave with him at the end of the night. When I woke up the next morning, I began looking for clothes to put on.. ANY clothes. As you can imagine, I found none. The bag I packed was no where to be seen. Later, I learned that someone else grabbed it instead of putting in my car.
I did what any girl in the situtaion would do; I put on the clothes I partied in the night before. And walked out of the hotel room, down the elevator, through the lobby and to my car. I admit, there were some stares, snickers, waves. I even think a few people cheered as I passed.
And before you think I'm a total tart.. here's a picture a photographer snapped of me & the cute guy I was talking about during the fab party.. It's also the same outfit I wore on my very last walk of shame.. and one of my favorite birthdays EVER.
Happy Birthday to me!










8 comments:
So sweet! Happy Birthday to you.
awwwww!!! happy birthday to you, natalie! :)
Aww too sweet. Happy birthday to you!
Ps that photo is gorgeous!
Happy birthday and anniversary to you.
Hahaha how cute! Happy belated birthday :)
that is the best ending to any sort of tarty story - ever.
Joe looks like a baby, seriously!
What a great story! Happy Birthday to you!!!
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